You Like? Please Share. Brooklyn Underground, New York — Today marks the 24-hour nonstop anniversary of the disappearance of 50 pre-party safety goers from the Underground Party Safety program that was thrown deep in an abandoned subway station just 4 hours before a dangerous rave party in the same location. The clandestine event was not […]
24 hour Anniversary Of Pre-Party Safety Goers Disappearance From Dangerous Brooklyn Underground Abandon Party Event
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Scooper Review: Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart
You Like? Please Share.Trout Mask Replica. I know. I know. This is one of the greatest albums ever created. And it constantly makes the critics “Top Whatever” list ever year. Shit, every week it seems. But I just can’t listen to it. And I’m not even sure where to start, but I suppose we could […]
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Scooper Review: Glass Houses by Billy Joel
You Like? Please Share.As if Billy Joel needed to prove himself after selling millions of garbage albums. With Glass Houses, Joel set out to prove that a crooning, mediocre songwriter could actually rock rather than incapacitating his couch-listening wine drinkers. Glass Houses features louder, not loud guitars, bigger drum mixes, and the same shitty lyrics that […]
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A Ruse by Any Name Would Stink: The Earles of Newtown
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – Mario Biscotti of Nevada City is upset, and it’s all because of a local band’s name. “They’re trying to pull a fast one,” he exclaimed on the phone. “When I first heard them I was smitten. I mean I love old jazz, especially Dixieland. Who doesn’t?” Mr. Biscotti […]
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Local Jazz Band to Provide Funeral Party Insurance
You Like? Please Share.Nevada City, CA – A source close to the Earles of Newtown revealed today that the band is close to rolling out a new line of Second Line funeral insurance. “Why should planning for the future be solely in the realm of the boring and depressing,” questioned one of the band members, […]
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Scooper Review: Travelin’ Man by Ricky Nelson
You Like? Please Share.I was originally going to review the latest Die Antwoord album Donker Mag, which I am extremely fond of, but I decided not to as I’m not that cynical at the moment. Instead I wanted to discuss a single song that seems to embody the naiveté of an entire Post War nation, ripe […]
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Local Unplugged Musician Reduced to Silence
Local hip-hop musician "JP Cube a.k.a. Lethal Chrome" has been reduced to 45 minutes of silence after attempting to produce an "unplugged" album.
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A Spa Review: Fetus Planetia Opens Boutique In San Francisco
The newest chain Fetus Planetia has taken US cities by storm, both educating and offering old world wisdom with new world applications.
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The Scooper Salutes our Heroes: Ben. E King, dies 76
R&B and soul singer Ben E King, best known for the classic song Stand By Me, has died at the age of 76.
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The Scooper Salutes our Heroes: B.B. King, dies 89
B.B. King, the singer and guitarist who put the blues in a three-piece suit and took the musical genre from the barrooms and back porches of the Mississippi Delta to Carnegie Hall has died at 89.
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Tupac/Osama bin Laden Team Up for New Album
After years of industry speculation and rumor, American superstar rapper Tupac Shakur and renown international terrorist Osama bin Laden have joined forces for the first time to create the world's first cross-cultural rap album.
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KVMR DJ Falls Asleep During Radio Broadcast
A KVMR broadcaster accidentally fell asleep during her overnight Native American flute show American Timbres which broadcasts from 2am to 5am. Around 3:30am listeners reported that the popular local radio station "went dead" and all they could hear was the soft, yet distinct sound of gentle snoring.
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Pink Floyd to Tour Without Pink Floyd Songs
The surviving members of legendary rock band Pink Floyd will reunite next year with a North American tour. A tour that the band says will be “on Pink Floyd's terms.”
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The Scooper Salutes Our Heroes: Lemmy Kilmister Dead at 70
Lemmy Kilmister, founding member and frontman of Motörhead. has died. He was 70 years old. Kilmister — who legendarily survived diabetes and implantation of a heart defibrillator — was diagnosed with the disease just two days ago, the band said in a statement.
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The Scooper Salutes Our Heroes: David Bowie Dead at 69
David Bowie, the rock and roll visionary whose career spanned six decades, died Sunday after a long battle with cancer. He was 69.
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The Scooper Salutes Our Heroes: Glenn Frey, Dead at 67
Glenn Frey, a founding member and guitarist of the Eagles, has died the Scooper has learned. We're told the cause of death was a combination of complications from rheumatoid arthritis, acute ulcerative colitis, and pneumonia.
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Keith Richards Found Not Dead in San Francisco Hotel
Emergency personnel were summoned to the posh Bourges Hotel in San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf District this morning. In an official briefing at 10 am, Pacific time, in the Bourges convention hall, Ms. D’lune spoke through tears to the media.
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Ozzy Osbourne Killed by a Crazy Train Wreck
British rocker Ozzy Osbourne was run over by a train yesterday afternoon in Birmingham. The train was reported to have been acting a little crazy, as eyewitnesses reported that it seemed to be steering directly toward a distracted Osbourne.
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Metallica’s James Hetfield Celebrates a PhD in Astrophysics
Metallica heavy metal guitarist and lead singer James Hetfield announced on his personal Facebook page that he had just finished defending his PhD dissertation at California Institute of Technology in Pasadena (CalTech), CA
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Exclusive: Apple and Fender introduce MacAir Stratocaster
By methods we’d rather not talk about, The Scooper obtained an invitation to a secret investors meeting at Apple Inc. headquarters. Everyone was required to sign non-disclosure agreements, but The Scooper was in the bathroom when the NDAs were handed out.
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